Sunday, August 27, 2006

Spamming as a vocation!

Please don't get me wrong.. No, i've never tried my hand at it! However, chain-mailers have always fascinated me. I've come to believe that their's is one of the most creative jobs!! They manage to dupe fairly intelligent people to send out copies of essentially stupid mails with untrue information to everyone on their list.

Now what is the motive of these chain-mailers? Simple: They get a kick in seeing their message go around the world with minimal effort and at no cost. And at times if people are extra stupid, they manage to extract sensitive information as well. They appeal to people at two levels: rational and emotional. Most people succumb to one of these. Its interesting to see how they do it.

At a Rational level, they bring out the inherent greed in people. Sample this: "Bill Gates would pay $1000 for every mail forwarded as it helps him to test some Microsoft mail tracking software". This hoax mail went round the whole world in 1997! Even if Gates had paid a tenth of the money, Microsoft would have gone bankrupt years back!! Another irritating mail is that of Yahoo or Orkut deleting accounts of people who don't forward the mail to everyone on their list.

At an Emotional level, people are suckers to do a LOT of good without spending a penny out of their pocket! How many times have we heard of a baby with 'small cell cancer' or some other unpronouncible disease looking for help and that a poor sponsor will donate $1 for every mail sent. There are ones with emotional blackmails like "If you love your parents forward this or else, shame on you"!

There are other specimens that curse people with definitive things like a break-up or worse, 'bad sex for 5 years'!! God save the victims :)

Monday, August 21, 2006

Taking it too far.. Pizza 'dhabha' Hut


Last week when I walked into a Pizza Hut outlet in Hyderabad Central, I was handed a queer looking menu.. Upon flipping it open, I was shocked for a second as to whether I was in a road-side dhabha on the national highway! An all-pink menu decorated with hindi words and coarse-looking pictures was definitely not palatable.. To add to it, items like seekh-kabhab pizza to what not, made it even worse.. I am certainly not against dhabha kind of food, but I'm against it being served in a place like Pizza Hut..


The multinationals are taking the concept of GLocalization just too far.. Anyone would drop into a McDonalds or a Pizza Hut for the westernized brand and the authentic food (ofcourse with a little Indianization).. However, this kind of far-fetched moves would dilute the brand's perception and worse, might not bring in the additional expected customers..

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Homecoming!!


Last week had been extra sweet.. I had been away from campus for about 3 months, but was already getting nostalgic.. I got a chance to visit Delhi on official duty briefly and managed to take a weekend out..

The saturday and sunday was hectic with a visit to all the usual hangouts.. satya niketan, rajinder dhaba, supreme bakery, munirka amongst others!! We managed a mini reunion of people working in and around Delhi, at Ansal's plaza :) It was nice to see all the faces and hear their version of the corporate stories..!